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at the Union Square subway station tomorrow.
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Posted at 04:35 PM | Permalink
Whoa! It's 6:01pm ...everybody still here?
May 21, 2011 at 06:01 PM
Is Camping on his way to the Cayman Islands with the booty yet?
Has Scary Sarah found a way to get a cut of the loot?
Have those thousands of people who've quit their jobs asked for them back?
Have the billboards already come down?
So many questions, so few answers....
May 21, 2011 at 06:40 PM
Camping has disappeared, with a sign on his door, "Sorry we missed you" and all the drapes closed at his home. Eighty million buys a lot of disappearing. Ask Ken Lay.
Teddy Partridge |
May 21, 2011 at 07:31 PM
Could you add "rational" to the list?
May 21, 2011 at 07:40 PM
We're 20 minutes away here in L.A. Should I start worrying yet?
John B. Pierce |
May 21, 2011 at 08:41 PM
Still knocking around here in Houston. Though it was odd when my Dad and I got out of the car, it was right at 6 and the little church across from the restaurant was playing badly recorded hymns on their loudspeakers and the windows were all open. I did look up but saw no one ascending... Maybe tomorrow I'll drive past and see if the coroner's 18 wheeler is there picking up the bodies from a mass 'suicide', er 'rapture' pact...?
Elspeth Ravenwind |
May 21, 2011 at 09:02 PM
Wow. As I type this, it's 6:15 p.m. here in L.A. No cataclysmic earthquakes (I guess we've got faulty faults.) None of my true-believer neighbors are floating upwards (clothed or not). Maybe God's got a busted watch?
Harold Camping is the NostraDUMBASS of our generation.
John B. Pierce |
May 21, 2011 at 09:17 PM
my cats are happy i am still here.
May 21, 2011 at 09:40 PM
Used to be you could count on false prophets to try a little harder than this.
May 21, 2011 at 11:31 PM
How can you be sure it didn't happen? 144,000 is about ~0.002% of the world's population. About 155,000 people die per day and how often do you and everyone you know, know anyone that died that died?
Bill Murray |
May 22, 2011 at 11:56 AM
I can't find my cat. It wouldn't surprise me if kittehs were the only thing god wanted to bring back to heaven!
Uncle Tio |
May 22, 2011 at 12:58 PM
Cool, I'm "All of the above."
May 24, 2011 at 10:22 AM
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