News that will drive you to drink
(AFP/File/Karen Bleier) Anyone know how late Wal-Mart is open?
- Hey guys! Remember last week when all of the serial adulterer and blow job aficionado Newticles campaign staff quit all at once? Me Neither! But anyway, it seems that he has forgotten to hire anyone to staff Iowa, the most self-important group of hayseed Teabaggers in the world who demand to meet each candidate up-close and personal! Plus they wanna see the sex doll. (Iowa Caucuses)
- Hey guys, remember that time Alaska's part-time governor and full-time grifter Mooselini® tried to register her name as a trademark, but she was too stewpid to sign her name on the form? Me Neither! Anyway, it seems she figured out how to sign her name (witchcraft? yes) and now Sarah Palin® is a registered trademark. (The Atlantic)
- You know that Neocon guy that has been wrong about absolutely everything, like, forever? Bill Kristol? Yeah, him. Anyway he's now saying that GOP nutter Sen. John Thune (R-S.D.) is reconsidering his decision not to run for president in 2012. Kristol's dream ticket in his secret masturbatorium is Rep. Paul Ryan (R-Wis.), with Sen. Marco Rubio (R-Fla.) as his running mate. His career record for being wrong about everything is not in jeopardy. (The Hill)
Regards,
Tengrain
"...and now Sarah Palin® is a registered trademark."
...and will soon be seen gracing the labels of her own, high-end line of colostomy bags.
Posted by: Capt. Bat Guano | June 20, 2011 at 10:15 PM
So, do we have to call her Snowbillie Grifterella from now on?
Wouldn't want to violate her precious trademark.
Posted by: Teddy Partridge | June 21, 2011 at 02:22 AM
What a lovely setting for the guillotines.
Posted by: HarpoSnarx | June 21, 2011 at 12:07 PM
not enough money in iowa.
Posted by: pansypoo | June 21, 2011 at 02:25 PM
I'm guessing the three women Supremes get paid less and won't likely get promoted, too. RIGHT, Nino Scalia?
Posted by: John B. Pierce | June 21, 2011 at 04:59 PM