News that will drive you to drink
Newticles says that unemployment insurance violates the pursuit of happiness clause in the Declaration of Independence. Wait... what?
- Conspiracies revealed! - The boogeyman of the right, George Soros is manipulating Fox News according to at least one CPAC attendee and her proof is... the poor lib that is paired up against Hannity (who denies being paid by Soros--and we knew she was going to say that)... and, and, and... (Mother Jones)
- Conspiracies (Maybe not Soros) - Infamous turtle impersonator Mitch McConnell offers some criticism of President Carebear: "At a time when nearly 13 million Americans are looking for a job and can't find one, I think the president of the United States has higher priorities than picking on Fox News!" Jeebus, Chinless, if only he was. (Crooks and Liars)
- Only an Expert Can Deal With The Problem - So whenever cable news shows bring up their he-said, she-said journalism, they try to find an expert in the topic, which is exactly why by a 2:1 ratio cable news shows have men talking about contraceptives. My favorite is, of course, old David Gergen talking about fertility when there is not a Michael Phelps in what remains of his tadpoles. (Think Progress)