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Santorum's "coin purse" thinks women should go back to the old days of Dear Abby and practice birth control by holding an aspirin between their knees:
You can't make this shit up.
Posted at 02:27 PM | Permalink
Is there a way to psychically wish a labor pain or three on this fuckwad? He'd really be screaming for "an aspirin" then. Oy vey!!!
Margie in Austin, TX |
February 16, 2012 at 02:56 PM
As long as Obamacare doesn't pay for the aspirin!
Teddy Partridge |
February 16, 2012 at 03:12 PM
I'll bet this guy's closet is full of skeletons, and more.
February 16, 2012 at 03:34 PM
aspirin is more effective than I-be-probin'
February 16, 2012 at 03:35 PM
This turd is secretly pulling for Romney.
But I do hope Surging Boy wins the nomination just for the shear entertainment value!
February 16, 2012 at 05:31 PM
"aspirin between the knees" is the prescription for getting the wife beaten up or killed by the same bible thumpin' menfolk who insist the wife isn't allowed to say "no" to his holy humping.
My fire & brimstone screeching parents' only sex talk was for us girls was: "you are sitting on a gold mine"
. . .then they would bash others by loudy saying "that one needs a draw string at the bottom of her nightgown"
February 16, 2012 at 05:48 PM
sheesh . . sorry for the typo(s)! note to self, don't type & talk to boss on phone at same time.
February 16, 2012 at 05:49 PM
TMaximus, yes I know that world where sexual abuse, rape don't exist, just trashy bitches who get what they are asking for eventually.
February 16, 2012 at 06:20 PM
For his kind, a Doc Martin applied to the apex of his legs would be more effective, and satisfying to the rest of us.
Mr Sippi |
February 16, 2012 at 06:22 PM
I'm glad that "back in his day" is dead and over!
February 16, 2012 at 07:25 PM
I don't get it. Is he saying that women should just keep their knees together? Then what is he suggesting all the horny men should do?
February 17, 2012 at 12:35 AM
Since Santorum and his ilk hate and fear homosexuals, those frustrated men can't turn to each other either. Masturbation is prohibited (I don't remember what God did to Onan, but centuries later, men still shudder). I guess they'll need a flock of morale sheep, or perhaps some shepherd can start up an "escort service" for those urban areas.
February 17, 2012 at 02:26 AM
Actually, they should get married and have sex only for procreation. Lust is a sin, y'know.
February 17, 2012 at 08:28 AM
how can we convince publikkklan women to live abstinence for the next few decades.
February 17, 2012 at 04:00 PM
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