News that will drive you to drink
- OK, guys, we keep hearing that no one likes magical panties enthusiast Willard 2.0 and yet he is winning the delegate count; go figure. Meanwhile, that frothy mix of lube and fecal matter Pope Sanctomonious I is losing the delegate count, but hot damn! (literally? yes) The wingnuts love them some frothy theocrats. Anyway, here's the latest data point that proves Willard is doomed and Frothy will be raptured up in the nude to the White House: hardly anyone is buying the Team Willard shirts (See above on the corpse in the grass): only 346 have sold. Now compare and contrast that to the ugly sweater vest preferred by Xristian Xrazy scolds: 3,000. (WaPo)
- Speaking of Willard, what about his super-secret meeting with staff-banging serial-adulterer Newticles? Willard is now admitting that he did indeed meet with Noot in the traditional undisclosed hotel room preferred by GOPers on the low-down everywhere (Hubba-hubba!), but says that nothing happened (Sad Panda). We imagine Newticles demanded Willard release his delegates or else Moon Colony 1 will attack! And offered 10 minutes with Callista to sweeten the deal. (TPM)
- And as long as we mentioned Frothy in our first item, we thought we should follow up with his latest endorsement, this one from Pastor Steven Andrews: "Rick Santorum is from God and will win with Christians and Catholics uniting for Santorum." Just citing recent Catholic history, they are united for Santorum in a big way (ewww, gross). (Christian News Wire)
--Tengrain
"Rick Santorum is from God...."
Well, that explains it. Santorum bothered God as much as he bothers the rest of us, and simply pitched him out.
Posted by: montag | March 29, 2012 at 08:20 PM
"...Christians and Catholics..."
Pastor Steve must have skipped the day in seminary when they talked about Catholis being Christians. I suspect he also skipped the days when they talked about the words printed in red in his KJV.
Posted by: Mr. Flibble | March 29, 2012 at 08:54 PM
what if it was a super fan red shirt? brown shirt? black?
Posted by: pansypoo | March 29, 2012 at 10:08 PM
There are even fashion accessories for the Frothy fans:
from http://www.financialarmageddon.com/2012/03/wrong-polish-on-the-economy.html#comments
"Even men are getting in on the action: Amazon is currently selling a brown hued nail polish made by ManGlaze called “Santorum.” It promises to be “Formulated for ugliness.”
Posted by: Tom | March 30, 2012 at 06:48 AM
I'm not sure 10 minutes with Callista "sweetens the deal". I'm sure Mitt has better looking sex dolls in his car garage.
Posted by: Al | March 30, 2012 at 09:09 AM