Former Pennsylvania Sen. Rick Santorum on Thursday attributed the criticism of his socially conservative political beliefs to journalists and others living in New York.
“The idea that values issues are losers is held by a group of people in the media who live in the New York area,” he said in an interview with American Family Association’s Bryan Fischer. “Because they don’t know anybody or very few people who share those values, so they just assume the rest of the country is like them.”
So, in other words, shorter Santorum: "JEWS!"
"Anyone up for a stoning?"
[h/t twolf]
--WT
The secret's out (c'mon, in your heart, you knew this already):
Santorum's a (53-yr-old) virgin.
(Clever disguise, Ricky, but you can't fool all the people all of the time.)
(Some say the Virgin Mary, others wonder....)
Vir - GIN!
Vir - GIN!
Vir - GIN!
Vir - GIN!
....
Posted by: dk | March 09, 2012 at 11:32 AM
You remember Uncle Rick,
He was the one who was afraid to cut the cake.
Posted by: dk | March 09, 2012 at 11:34 AM
"I mean, just look at him."
[whaps the little gnome upside the head]
Posted by: dk | March 09, 2012 at 11:37 AM
well, i am sure he doesn't enjoy sex. with a woman. thank gd the pope + a sweater vest keeps him straight.
Posted by: pansypoo | March 09, 2012 at 06:59 PM
Oh, yes, little Ricky, the entire country--except for the New York press--is just head-over-heels in love with the idea of a religious crackpot becoming President, especially after eight years of Little "God told me to smite Iraq" Boots.
Oh, by the way, Ricky, you're not a loser. You're a ridiculous, pathetic dork with a phony persecution complex.
Posted by: montag | March 09, 2012 at 08:03 PM
Karnak says: "A virgin, a dork, and some anal lube."
Posted by: dk | March 09, 2012 at 08:52 PM
That is really revolting. So thinly veiled. (Who could miss it?)
Posted by: Ellie | March 11, 2012 at 03:44 AM