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March 09, 2012


The secret's out (c'mon, in your heart, you knew this already):

Santorum's a (53-yr-old) virgin.

(Clever disguise, Ricky, but you can't fool all the people all of the time.)

(Some say the Virgin Mary, others wonder....)

Vir - GIN!
Vir - GIN!
Vir - GIN!
Vir - GIN!

You remember Uncle Rick,
He was the one who was afraid to cut the cake.

"I mean, just look at him."

[whaps the little gnome upside the head]

well, i am sure he doesn't enjoy sex. with a woman. thank gd the pope + a sweater vest keeps him straight.

Oh, yes, little Ricky, the entire country--except for the New York press--is just head-over-heels in love with the idea of a religious crackpot becoming President, especially after eight years of Little "God told me to smite Iraq" Boots.

Oh, by the way, Ricky, you're not a loser. You're a ridiculous, pathetic dork with a phony persecution complex.

Karnak says: "A virgin, a dork, and some anal lube."

That is really revolting. So thinly veiled. (Who could miss it?)

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