At first I thought this was a joke...
I think Nate must have been home-schooled by Gretchen Carlson.
Not enough face-palms in the world.
--twolf
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Wowzers, you would swear that they're all fucking the same chicken.
Posted by: Capt. Bat Guano | March 17, 2012 at 02:40 PM
Don't want no white people working at Taco Bell, so why have a Muslim President? - perfectly logical, doncha think?
Fascinating facial hair, dude.
Posted by: Elliott | March 17, 2012 at 03:11 PM
Venezuela? What?
Posted by: queek | March 17, 2012 at 03:12 PM
At the end, I expected to hear someone shout, "Live! It's Saturday Night!"
I will have to give this Tennessee boy one thing, though: it had never occurred to me that Mitt Romney is richer than Grover Cleveland. Richer than Grover? Yes, I knew that. Richer than Grover Norquist? Yes, I knew that, too. But richer than Grover Cleveland? I did not know that.
Posted by: Fearguth | March 17, 2012 at 04:31 PM
Someone is huffing flatulence under that righteous polyester blanket.
Posted by: HarpoSnarx | March 17, 2012 at 04:54 PM
Was that facial hair or bad lighting and shadows? Still creepy.
So young. So many years to be an idiot.
Posted by: katty wompus | March 17, 2012 at 07:46 PM
the bible belt is another planet.
Posted by: pansypoo | March 17, 2012 at 09:52 PM
Hasn't that boy heard about porn?
Posted by: Bruce388 | March 17, 2012 at 10:51 PM
If 39% of Tennessee is wid him, who can be agin him?
Posted by: St. Virus | March 17, 2012 at 11:06 PM
I'd hit it.
Posted by: Teddy Partridge | March 18, 2012 at 02:56 PM
That's worth quite a few laughs, but, still, chagrined laughs. Li'l Nate is destined to not only be greatly disappointed in America when Santorum metaphorically gets curbstomped, but he's also going to go through life so blitheringly confused that even fellow evangelicals are going to be saying behind his back, "that boy just ain't right in the haid."
That said, he's got all the prerequisites to be a Republican Congressman from Tennessee.
Posted by: montag | March 18, 2012 at 04:07 PM
Congressman, Montag? How about Presidential Nominee, circa 2028?
Posted by: Bruce388 | March 19, 2012 at 10:02 PM
Notice how he almost slipped up and said, "we need a white President" ? Almost said it.
Posted by: Cilantro | March 20, 2012 at 08:41 AM