In the continuing series of idiot American criminals:
Twenty-year-old Michael Baker of Jenkens, Kentucky, was charged last month with stealing gasoline from a police cruiser after he posted photographic evidence of the theft — complete with grin and bird-flip — on Facebook, where it was passed around town and eventually seen by local police.
When you're too stupid for Facebook, then it's time to put you on an ice floe and let Nature run its course. (Pic is at link)
--WT, who is temporarily swamped at work