News that will drive you to drink
- Now that theocrat and frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter Rick Santorum has dropped out of the 2012 Goat Rodeo, semi-sentient robotic candidate Willard 2.0 gets an upgrade, and the Etch-A-Sketch Watch begins! (The New Republic)
- Also/Too - Much to our chagrin, staff-banging serial-adulterer Newticles' Worlds Greatest Book Tour® is renewed and his ego continues to run amok! “I am committed to staying in this race all the way to Tampa so that the conservative movement has a real choice!” (BuzzFeed) However, his filing fee cheque in Utah bounced! Whoopsie! (TPM)
- New Beginnings - Did anyone know that Gomer, er, Mike Huckabee was starting a radio show to be the kinder, gentler Junkie Limbaugh? Me Neither!, but anyway, it's true, and it is off to a great start. It seems that his first caller was a shill put in by the management to say great things about him, and now the mouth-breathing paste-eaters are calling it RINO Radio! (Mediaite)
--Tengrain
Was Huckabee's second call from his wife, telling him to bring home some squirrel for dinner?
As for Newticles, why am I not surprised? He looks like a bad-check artist, too. In the dictionary, under "flim-flam," it says, "See Gingrich, Newton Leroy."
Posted by: montag | April 10, 2012 at 08:20 PM
Its Romney all the way in Utah. I'm surprised Gingrich even bothered filing.
Posted by: Raoul Paste | April 10, 2012 at 09:24 PM
Coolest lesbians in the world, Utah!
Posted by: wa ching | April 11, 2012 at 05:17 AM
how can anybody take gingrinch seriously???
Posted by: pansypoo | April 11, 2012 at 02:53 PM
First Etch-A-Sketch moment was the Lily Ledbetter response.
Less than 24 hours after Frothy dropped out.
Anybody have the over/under?
Posted by: flem snopes | April 11, 2012 at 03:32 PM