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(Petunia and Pals) "Some say," some said.
- Revivals - Wingnuttia is convinced that if the American People only knew about the real nature of the Kenyan Usurper Hawaiian Devil Baby Barack Obama that they would realize that he is not legitimate to be preznint, and that's why they have decided on the strategy of bringing back into the news Rev. Wright. (NYTimes)
- And a child shall lead them - The Westborough Baptist Church got pwned by a 9-year old boy who counter-protested them with a sign that simply says, "God Hates No One." (CJ-Online)
- Passings - 67-year-old Robert Gene White stiffed the lap dancers (so to speak) at the Red Parrot Strip Club in El Paso when he died before his bill was due. We all gotta go sometime. (The Sideshow)