Chick-Fil-A's anti-gay, ultra-jesusy views have never been a secret, but over the last week they have been getting a lot of national attention. The company has always supported and donated to anti-gay organizations, but the chickenshit really started to hit the fan when the the president of Chick-Fil-A made anti-gay marriage statements in an interview. Now people, and puppets, are taking sides.
Here's a rough timeline to help you keep track.
Fuck Chick-Fil-A: The Timeline
1. Chick-Fil-A president Dan Cathy reaffirms his, and Chick-Fil-A's, haterd of homosexuals in an interview.
2. Boston Mayor Tom Menino vows to do everything he can to keep Chick-Fil-A from opening up shop in Boston because of their bigoted views.
3. The Muppets discontinue relationship with Chick-Fil-A because of it's anti-homosexual stance [insert Larry Craig joke here].
4. Chick-Fil-A gets a new muppet as failed Presidential candidate and Fox News blowhard Mike huckabee calls for a national Chick-Fil-A appreciation day.
5. Gay radio host Karl Frisch posts anti-Chick-Fil-A image on Facebook. Facebook removes the image and bans him from posting content for a day.
6. A petty Chick-Fil-A "recalls" Muppet toys out of spite and to preserve the sanctity of puppet's holes.
Did I leave anything out?
Republicans will need to grow an extra arm so they will be able to cling to their god, their guns, and their salty chicken sandwiches.
--twolf
PS - Eat More Kale
"Republicans will need to grow an extra arm so they will be able to cling to their god, their guns, and their salty chicken sandwiches."
Maybe two extra arms... you forgot 'while jerking off to Ronald Reagan videos.'
Posted by: montag | July 24, 2012 at 05:22 PM
I've posted the banned image to FB.
Posted by: karen marie | July 24, 2012 at 07:05 PM
Love the bovine Fred Phelps art!
Posted by: Peterr | July 24, 2012 at 10:42 PM
Jon Stewart had a wonderful picture last night - the CFA cow holding a sign: EAT MOR COC
Posted by: raceynora | July 25, 2012 at 12:19 AM
eat more cok better. tho kok makes more lol.
Posted by: pansypoo | July 25, 2012 at 12:55 AM
The "God Hates Fags" cow looks pissed.
Posted by: Bruce388 | July 25, 2012 at 08:44 AM
Man, that notice they posted in the restaurant really set me on fire. So-called Christian values now include bald-faced lies? I never eat there anyway, but this pisses me off.
Posted by: donnah | July 25, 2012 at 10:00 AM
A Chicago Alderman is blocking a zoning change so Chick-fil-A can't build a store in his Yuppified ward.
http://www.latimes.com/business/money/la-fi-mo-chick-fil-a-chicago-20120725,0,4158667.story
The Mayor backs him, so it looks like CFA won't be meeting their Chicago expansion target any time soon.
Posted by: x | July 25, 2012 at 02:03 PM