Chick-Fil-A's anti-gay, ultra-jesusy views have never been a secret, but over the last week they have been getting a lot of national attention. The company has always supported and donated to anti-gay organizations, but the chickenshit really started to hit the fan when the the president of Chick-Fil-A made anti-gay marriage statements in an interview. Now people, and puppets, are taking sides.
Here's a rough timeline to help you keep track.
Fuck Chick-Fil-A: The Timeline
1. Chick-Fil-A president Dan Cathy reaffirms his, and Chick-Fil-A's, haterd of homosexuals in an interview.
2. Boston Mayor Tom Menino vows to do everything he can to keep Chick-Fil-A from opening up shop in Boston because of their bigoted views.
3. The Muppets discontinue relationship with Chick-Fil-A because of it's anti-homosexual stance [insert Larry Craig joke here].
4. Chick-Fil-A gets a new muppet as failed Presidential candidate and Fox News blowhard Mike huckabee calls for a national Chick-Fil-A appreciation day.
Did I leave anything out?
Republicans will need to grow an extra arm so they will be able to cling to their god, their guns, and their salty chicken sandwiches.
PS - Eat More Kale