News that will drive you to drink
Did you know that Sharia Law was an Olympic sport?
- Jobs Jobs Jobs! - Hey guys, you know what? The worthless and grid-locked Senate actually did something today! They approved continuing tax breaks for NASCAR, Rum, and two for Off-shoring profits!
"Citizens for Tax Justice noted that, if Congress actually allowed the latter two corporate tax provisions to expire, “many U.S. companies will have much less incentive to send their profits (and possibly jobs) offshore.” Overall, the bill would spend $40 billion next year on special interest tax breaks."
- Gee, how hot is it? - "The hottest summer is nothing compared to what some will face in eternity." (Faith-2-Action)
- Forget the birth certificate, where's the wedding certificate? - Lookit you guys, the Kenyan Usurper Hawaiian Devil Baby was gay-married to a dude in college! Or at least that's what some Teabagger dude tells us after looking at a scrap book of 'Bama from his college days, wearing a ring and sitting on some dude's lap. (The New Civil Rights Movement)