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(Petunia and Pals) Guest Falafel Bill analyzes the debate, and Shazam! He projects his sexism onto Willard.
- The Low-rent Ann Coulter attacked the real she-wolf of the Nazis for her "Retard" tweet last night. I cannot decide if this is more like the Monster going after Frankenstein, or Medusa looking in a mirror. Anyway, great good fun. (Mediaite)
- Boxers or Briefs - President Carebear is going to give a 30-minute interview on MTV on Friday, and if Rock The Vote were still on, we know that they would be asking about his skivvies. (TPM)
- GOP Voter Guide: The Bible. No, really. Here's the best bit on how the Xristian Xrazies should vote using the Bible as their guide:
"A male (Exodus 18:21; Deuteronomy 1:13) The Scriptures require that we "choose wise, understanding, and knowledgeable men." The word men used here is not the generic term for "mankind" but rather the word for "male." Everywhere the qualifications for civil leaders are mentioned in the Bible, males – not females – are identified."
So remember: vote for men so baby Jeebus smiles upon you. (Christian Post)