News straight up with a twist
(Petunia and Pals) Guest Falafel Bill analyzes the debate, and Shazam! He projects his sexism onto Willard.
- The Low-rent Ann Coulter attacked the real she-wolf of the Nazis for her "Retard" tweet last night. I cannot decide if this is more like the Monster going after Frankenstein, or Medusa looking in a mirror. Anyway, great good fun. (Mediaite)
- Boxers or Briefs - President Carebear is going to give a 30-minute interview on MTV on Friday, and if Rock The Vote were still on, we know that they would be asking about his skivvies. (TPM)
- GOP Voter Guide: The Bible. No, really. Here's the best bit on how the Xristian Xrazies should vote using the Bible as their guide:
"A male (Exodus 18:21; Deuteronomy 1:13) The Scriptures require that we "choose wise, understanding, and knowledgeable men." The word men used here is not the generic term for "mankind" but rather the word for "male." Everywhere the qualifications for civil leaders are mentioned in the Bible, males – not females – are identified."
So remember: vote for men so baby Jeebus smiles upon you. (Christian Post)
--Tengrain
i can't wait to savor anthrax's bitter tears.
Posted by: pansypoo | October 23, 2012 at 10:33 PM
I'd listen to Malkin on this one. She knows from stupid and shallow.
Posted by: Mr. Flibble | October 23, 2012 at 11:26 PM
Heh. Malkkkin didn't say, but was thinking, "Coulter didn't need to say it, because we all know it's true."
As for the Biblical voting guide, what surprise is there in that? The Old Testament was originally written in testosterone and distilled bullshit.
Posted by: montag | October 24, 2012 at 05:49 AM
Ayne Coulter should probably read this gentleman's letter.
http://specialolympicsblog.wordpress.com/2012/10/23/an-open-letter-to-ann-coulter/
He, unlike Coulter is not shallow or dumb...
Posted by: southern quebec | October 24, 2012 at 08:26 AM
On the Biblical voting reference: Yeah, men have done SUCH a great job of leading us to our current intractable dilemma.
Posted by: Tom | October 24, 2012 at 08:58 AM
Oh, and by the way - i LOVE IT when they start fighting among themselves!
Posted by: Tom | October 24, 2012 at 09:03 AM
If men are supposed to control everything, then women shouldn't get taxed--right?
right?
right?
Taxation without representation anybody?
Bueller?
Posted by: blue muon | October 24, 2012 at 02:30 PM