NJ Gov. Chris Christie when asked about Hostess, the company that makes Twinkies and Wonder bread, plans to go out of business:
"I'm on Saturday Night Live enough, you think you're gettin' me... you think you're gettin' me behind this microphone, havin' me talk about Twinkies? This is a set-up, man, I know it. You people are the worst."
--twolf
Kids behind him: "Why didn't Santa wear his red suit? This is boring."
Posted by: Teddy Partridge | November 16, 2012 at 05:01 PM
Now, Twinkies are one thing. If Krispy Kreme goes belly-up, though, watch out for the New Jersey National Guard. Guv'ner Doughnut has his limits.
Posted by: montag | November 16, 2012 at 05:10 PM
Looks like the Twinkie Co. got 'Bained'. The hedge fund azzholes have bled it to death and are putting 18,500 people out of work.
Posted by: Oh Susannah | November 16, 2012 at 05:15 PM
The governor's in no danger of losing weight: Entenmann's and TastyKakes will keep him carbed up.
Posted by: Bruce388 | November 16, 2012 at 06:36 PM
I hate to say it, but the boy seems to be doing things a little more correctly recently. Just a little. Sounds almost human.
Posted by: Mr618 | November 16, 2012 at 07:21 PM
yes. vampires killed ho-ho's.
Posted by: pansypoo | November 16, 2012 at 08:50 PM