News on the rocks with a twist
(Petunia and Pals) The Dumb One likes any food that he "can squeeze out of a tube," and Petunia thinks The Stench should not have lunch with The Kenyan Usurper.
- Science! - Hey guys, you know how Thomas Jefferson famously said that there is a wall separating Church and State and all the Xristian Xrazie theocrats keep trying to tear it down (hence the Wall Builders movement of notorious history rewriting fool David Barton), but guess what they do want? A wall separating Science and State. The Oklahoman newspaper is says that "Science" (their scare quotes not mine) makes bad policy. Could it be that billionaire oil and gas tycoon Philip Anschutz--who owns the paper--has anything to do with that? (NewsOK)
- Bring us the head of Weepy McDrunky! - The Teabaggers are calling for Weepy and "And His Gang Of Spineless Pretenders To Go!"
"It is very clear. There will be no stopping ObamaCare, there will be no justice on Benghazi-gate, and there will be no stopping Barack Hussein Obama's usurpations and abuses of power as long as John Boehner and his gang of RINO pretenders hold the reins of power."
- The Magic of Macy*s - The ubiquitous department store is sticking with its decision to feature as their Christmas Mascott billionaire-birther and short-fingered vulgarian Donald Trump, even though the store's popularity with women just fell off a cliff:
"On November 19th, shortly after the press coverage began on the online petition acquiring over 500,000 signatures, Macy’s recommend score was 31 compared to an average score of 19 for the department and discount store sector. Beleaguered retailer J.C. Penney, for comparison purposes, had a 34 score.
"Since that day, Macy’s has shed 14 points to its current 17 score, the same as the average of the department and discount score sector. J.C Penney’s recommend score has actually risen during this same time period, from 34 to 38."