News on the Rocks
Free-Range Conspiracy Theorist Glenn Beck and his moron side-kicks turn on Chris Christie like a pack of jackals. I almost feel sorry for Christie. Almost.
- UPDATE - Magical Panties enthusiast and noted loser The Stench has now conceded losing Florida, so the revised electoral college count: 332-206. It is a landslide folks. (Miami Herald)
- Xristian Xrazies respond to Marriage Equality - "The Evergreen State joined Maine and Maryland -- each also winning 52 to 48 percent -- to make a total of nine states (plus Washington, DC) that allow the unbiblical partnerships." (One News Now)
- Correction - When strangely orange-hued Speaker of the House Weepy McDrunky replied to the question of whether or not the GOP would try to repeal Obamacare yet again with "Well, I think the election changes that. It's pretty clear that the president was reelected, Obamacare-- is the law of the land," what he really meant was "Hell yes, and twice on Sundays, once sideways, and once from behind." His staff clarified his remarks to ABC. (TPM)