News that will drive you to drink
(Petunia and Pals) Jeebus! Is Petunia so stupid that she doesn't know how taxes work? Do blondes peroxide in the woods?
- And so it starts - Hey guys, remember that time when Cardinal Frothy Santorum (ewww, gross!) won 4 million votes and eleven
pig-kissing contestsprimaries, but didn't win the nomination by a long shot? Me Neither!, but anyway, he's now on record declaring for the GOP's 2016 Goat Rodeo! The fun never stops with the forced-birth, rape-is-a-gift-from-God Xristian Xrazie theocratic scolds! (The Weekly Standard)
- The War on Men - Hey did you guys know that ancient self-loathing Harpy Phyllis Schlafly has a niece? She does! And her niece offers today's feminazis exactly the kind of analysis that the old gargoyle would offer herself. (Fox News)
- Kirk Cameron: The Next Generation The half-man from Two and a Half Men is now officially a Xristian Xrazie, and is telling us not to watch the devil's own TeeVee (2 1/2 Men) or face eternal peril. This is one I'm happy to already be on top of: never watched it, you stupid, self-righteous git. (Mediaite)