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(Petunia and Pals) Again, when ¡Geraldo! is the voice of reason... also/too: like a play date for 3-year olds.

• Predictions! - Bob FitzSimmonds, chief deputy clerk of Prince William Circuit Court and close personal friend to Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli, predicts on Facebook (naturally) that the Kenyan Usurper Hawaiian Devil Baby will go straight to hell. The GOP is noted for having such good information that their predictions are nearly infallible in opposite world. Also/too: they have a direct line to talk with Beelzebub, so he might be onto something. (Think Progress)
• Promises! - The Awesome Power of Facebook once again brings us the news that an American Patriot from Florida has promised to "hunt down and kill" The Kenyan Usurper.

  On Nov. 1, Christopher Castillo wrote on the social network that if Obama were re-elected, he would “hunt down” the president and “watch the life disappear from his eyes.”

  So, naturally, the Secret Service is interested when an Army vet threatens the president, so naturally Castillo threatened the president during his interview with them.(Raw Story)

• White House Petitions - The White House has pulled the grammatically questionable petition to Punch Grover Norquist in the dick. This is a shame as it was one of the few petitions that was actionable and would be admittedly enjoyable. (Raw Story)

--Tengrain

Comments

[Sooz]

Punching Grover's dick isn't necessary, it's gotten so small it could go down the bathtub drain.

In response to the petitions to cede from the US of Arithmetic, someone prepared a sample letter from the Pres:

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[montag]

Well, of course the Repugs have a direct line to Hell. How else would they know what Richard Nixon's advice is these days?

[Teddy Partridge]

Poor Geraldo!
You shouldn't try to teach a pig calculus. It will frustrate you, and it annoys the pig.

[pansypoo]

the obama dysphoria just ramped up to infinity.