of gun control:
Fuck guns and fuck every single person who utters the words "today is not the day to talk about gun control", or "guns don't kill people" or "but murders by gun have decreased in the country" or "let's not politicize this tragedy" and fuck the Michigan legislature for ramming through a bill PERMITTING guns in schools 18 hours before the deadly shooting in Newtown.
What the fuck is wrong with you people? Afraid of deadly assault by FUCKING JUICEBOX?!
And fuck the President and Congress for being goddamned pantywaists and sending out their flaks to say that now is not the time to talk about gun control while they're taking NRA money. How many more kindergartners need to die before someone says "Hey, you know what? Maybe we SHOULD be politicizing this and talking about it and ACTUALLY DOING SOMETHING ABOUT IT instead of merely expressing our sympathies and getting distracted by the next shiny thing and forgetting about Aurora and Columbine and Virginia Tech and every other goddamned massacre by crazy motherfucker who was allowed to stockpile an arsenal that would make a small nation green with envy.
And guess what--the Constitution does NOT protect a mentally ill person's right to carry semi-automatic rifles into an elementary school to shoot up a classroom full of 5 year-olds because he has unresolved parental issues and should be getting mental health care instead of ammunition for his Glock. You fucking douchebags (and I'm not talking to DR readers, you know that) who think that gun control is an infringement on your Second Amendment rights need to sit huddled in those closets along with the terrified children, shitting your pants in fear that a psychopath is about to whip open the door and riddle you with bullets.
You want your guns? Fine. Then the government ought to tax the LIVING SHIT out of your ammo. Let's see how many more kids don't get to see Christmas or Kwaanza or Hannukah or Eid because you are uncomfortable with the size of your penises. Fuck you.
P.S. And nobody...NOBODY...needs a goddamned AK-47 to blast the head off a deer. So fuck THAT argument as well.
UPDATE: Read this. Fucking conservative, racist gun culture.