News on the rocks
Rev. Fishbreath tells us that god gave us prayers and guns and we should use them both, as Jeebus would want us to.
- Politicize this, muthaf***er - American Family Association tells us that today is not the day to politicize what happened in Sandy Hook, but we should press on to arm teachers. You know, because that's not political, that's common sense. (American Family Radio)
- It's not the heat - Meet new Senator Tim Scott, appointed by alleged adulterer Nikki Haley. Mr. Scott is the only man in South Carolina who could make Jim DeMint look sane by comparison, and that is saying something. (Think Progress)
- It's the humidity - Bad-haired GOP sex-lizard and notorious amateur castanet playing Lothario, former South Carolina Governor Mark "Kiss Me South of the Border" Sanford is alleged to be considering running for Congress to replace Tim Scott in South Carolina. (TPM)