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(Petunia and Pals) Doocy: Death before Dishonor, or Over the Cliff

• The Supreme Court of the United States is going to hear both the CA Proposition 8 case (the initiative that rolled back marriage equality in the Golden State) and a challenge to the Defense of Marriage Act, which is another land mine that the greatest GOP President of all time, Bill Clinton left for us to deal with. No word on whether anyone will recuse themselves, but 6 out of 9 Catholic Justices are starring at Elena Kagen because, you know... Also/too: John Roberts. (TPM)
• What with the War on Women being over, Wingnuts everywhere are getting back to business. For instance, Gary Heavin — the co-founder of Curves International Inc., which calls itself “the world’s leader in women’s fitness,” needs to do a little accounting on all the money (north of $1M) he and his wife donated to the GOP and to various anti-woman causes, like initiatives to defund Planned Parenthood. (Think Progress)
• Famous staff-banging serial adulterer Newt Gingrich is a man of big ideas, as he will be the first to tell us, and you may recall that during his run for the 2012 Goat Rodeo he proposed putting a permanent colony on the moon, which even made theocrat secessionist nitwit Rick Perry giggle like a school girl. But Newt is consistent with his big ideas as he is with banging the staff, and today he joined the Board of Directors of the newly formed Golden Spike Company, which aims to launch a moon tourism business for governments and the ultra-wealthy. (WaPo)

--Tengrain

Comments

[montag]

Apart from it being an easy grift, I think Newticles just wants to be the first member of the 238,000-Mile High Club....

[Tom]

i sincerely hope they are one-way tickets for these psychopaths.

[pansypoo]

newt wants weightless sex.