Drink-up, bitchez!
(Fact-free Five at 5ive) Count the brain-trust at Fox to be lock-step with the NRA in proclaiming that the solution to gun violence is more guns.
- It was staged, just like the moon landing! - World Nut Daily, home of conspiracy theorists and employer of Cardinal Frothy Santorum have a new wrinkle in their tin-foil hats: Bradlee Dean (ordained preacher, heavy metal drummer, talk-show host of the Sons of Liberty Radio) says that the mass shooting in Newton, Connecticut, was staged to aid the passage of the UN Arms Trade Treaty and gun control legislation, and then compares the conspiracy to that of the Nazis setting the Reichstag Fire. Well-done, sir. That is Louie Gohmert-level crazy. (World Nut Daily)
- The Devil Made Him Do It - If the Newton massacre was not a set-up by the Kenyan Usurper as Bradlee Dean suggests, then it must be Ol' Scratch himself, literally who committed the mass killing last week through his choice of weapons, the crazy Adam Lanza. (Christian Post)
- Man of the Year? P'shaw! Man of the Decade! - Last I checked, we are in the Year of our Lord 2012, not 2010, not 2000, and not 2020, and yet... World Nut Daily announces that Crazy Unckle Liberty, Ron Paul, is the man of the decade! (World Nut Daily)
--Tengrain
A hearty Maya apocalypse congratulations to Ron Paul, "Man of the B'ak'tun!"
Posted by: Mr. Flibble | December 21, 2012 at 09:26 PM
Bradlee Dean sounds like someone for whom a little knowledge is damned near as dangerous as an assault rifle.
Hope he doesn't drive with that education....
Posted by: montag | December 22, 2012 at 12:27 AM
This is a breakthrough extension of Goodwin's Law saying that any political discussion will eventually result in a comparison to Hitler. But comparing an action to the burning Reichstag is new and potentially exciting.
But I still think that he is wrong. The 9-11 bombings were far more similar to the Reichstag burning than any school shooting. And like that sad event, it let President Cheney and He-Whose-Name-Shall-Never-Be-Spoken-Aloud take over, just like some former German leader whose name just I can't seem to recall.
Posted by: Brenda Helverson | December 22, 2012 at 05:56 AM
Sorry, kid - it's NewTOWN, not NewTON. NewTON is in Massachusetts.
Posted by: karen marie | December 22, 2012 at 12:18 PM
Bradlee is seriously F****d up...... but very wise. Much easier taking money from the Lunatics than the sane. I do have to give him props for that lil documentary. It was almost as entertaining as Chariots of the Gods.
Posted by: md | December 22, 2012 at 02:11 PM
when crazee partisan goes beyond comprehension. sedition has fallen to such a stupid fucktardistan level.
Posted by: pansypoo | December 22, 2012 at 03:34 PM