...and also titleless.
Undead destroyer of countries, Dick Cheney, is putting out a book about having a shitty, dried-up, crusty black heart. The sad part is, it doesn't have a title yet. If you have any title suggestions for him, feel free to leave them in the comments.
--twolf
"Your Heart: Use It or Lose It"
Posted by: Le Chifforobe | December 03, 2012 at 05:45 PM
"Your Heart: Use It or Lose It"
Posted by: Le Chifforobe | December 03, 2012 at 05:50 PM
First, You Eat Their Soul.
Posted by: Mr Sippi | December 03, 2012 at 06:13 PM
"The Blackness Within" (How I made the 99% pay for my new heart.)
Posted by: Capt. Bat Guano | December 03, 2012 at 06:38 PM
Go with the classic "The Heart of Darkness".
Or "The Walking Sack of Poo Gets a Heart".
How about "Hell Must Wait: a Heart Transplant Enables War Criminal To Continue to Elude Justice".
Posted by: tommo | December 03, 2012 at 07:03 PM
"Don't Steal or Buy This Book"
Posted by: Queasy | December 03, 2012 at 07:05 PM
"Tickery Dickery, Doc"
"BLAM!"
"Irregular Rhythm: How I beat the Drums of War"
ghost-written by Angie O'Plasteigh
"Ventricle-down economics"
Posted by: punaise | December 03, 2012 at 07:19 PM
A Sociopath in the Seats of Power
Posted by: Wayne Dickson | December 03, 2012 at 07:31 PM
BILE.
Posted by: pansypoo | December 03, 2012 at 07:54 PM
Mopey Dick
Posted by: Tom | December 03, 2012 at 08:46 PM
Pollyanna: The Undead Version
Posted by: cjumper in San Jose | December 03, 2012 at 09:24 PM
"Heartless"
Posted by: Capital J | December 03, 2012 at 09:29 PM
"Working From Teh Dark Side"
"I Am Your Father"
"Deferment Road"
"One Heartbeat Away"
"Fuck Dick Cheney In The Heart"
"Hard"
Posted by: Mungen Cakes | December 03, 2012 at 09:46 PM
"Go Fuck Yourself"
Posted by: Brooklyn Girl | December 03, 2012 at 11:20 PM
If I'd only used that exercycle I bought in the 80s.
Posted by: Frances the Cockatoo | December 03, 2012 at 11:32 PM
My Heart Belongs to JSOC: An Illegal Organ Trade Thriller
I Never Thought I'd Need One
The Gift From Guantanamo
No 'Tin Man' Jokes, Y'Hear?
Posted by: montag | December 04, 2012 at 05:09 AM
I Left My Heart (In and Undisclosed Location)
Posted by: dman | December 04, 2012 at 11:41 AM
Modern Medical Miracle: Human Heart Fitted into an Asshole.
Posted by: donnah | December 04, 2012 at 02:44 PM
Owner of a "Donor" Heart
Posted by: Le Chifforobe | December 04, 2012 at 03:54 PM
"Waterboarding for fun and profit!"
"How to build a throne of skulls"
Posted by: SomeRandomLurker | December 04, 2012 at 04:57 PM
"The Tell-tale LVAD"
"How to Shoot Friends and Influence People"
"With Six You Get Eggroll: the Story of How, After Multiple Cardiac Surgeries and a Transplant, I'm Still An Arrogant Dick."
Posted by: biggerbox | December 04, 2012 at 11:14 PM
One Good Reason Not to be an Organ Donor
Posted by: noodleepoodlee | December 09, 2012 at 12:11 AM