Republican Senator Michael Crapo, a Mormon Bishop, was arrested in Alexandria, Va, and charged with DUI.
"I am deeply sorry for the actions that resulted in this circumstance. I made a mistake for which I apologize to my family, my Idaho constituents and any others who have put their trust in me. I accept total responsibility and will deal with whatever penalty comes my way in this matter. I will also undertake measures to ensure that this circumstance is never repeated."
Someone must have spiked his milk.