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(CSPAN) Grover Norquist predicts a wag-the-dog scenario, and bizarrely makes himself a member of Congress.
- Noted weak-chinned obstructionist Mitch McConnell who is famous for being the least-popular Senator (perhaps ever?) thinks that The Kenyan Usurper is to blame for his bad numbers (18% favorable, 55% hated). (Raw Story)
- Texas! - Oopsie! University of Texas at Austin now says that its prior ethics oversight was completely inadequate to maintaining research integrity consistently throughout the school, and are disavowing the notoriously sloppy Regenerus study that claims that same-sex parenting harms their children. (The New Civil Rights Movement)
- Whose Been Naughty And Nice - Physics-defying Jolly Old Elf Santa Clause tells zombie-eyed Granny-starver Paul Ryan that he has a lump of coal in his future:
“I just want to give you a head’s up,” Santa tells Ryan in the video. “Two weeks. You’ve got coal on the list, my friend.”