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(Petunia and Pals) The couch responds to Costas: "He might have strangled her instead."
- Lunch is served - Hey guys, remember that time when intellectually dishonest word-person and Xristian Xrazie homophobe moral scold D'Vorce D'Spousa decided to bang his fan club and introduced her as his fiancee while still married to his current wife, thus making him a would-be polygamist and infamous hypocrite? Me Neither!, and neither does The Salvation Army, who have just chosen him to give a speech at their 2012 annual luncheon. (Zinnia Jones)
- School Daze - Hey guys, remember that time when LA Governor and noted volcano scholar and boy exorcist Bobby "Bubba" Jindal decided to turn tax money over to Xristian Xrazies to run schools? Me Neither!, but anyway his plan to teach Jeebus on a Dinosaur in LA schools has run into a hitch when a Baton Rouge area judge declared the diversion of public money by the voucher program to private schools unconstitutional. (NOLA Times Picayune)
- Tweet, Twit, Twat - You too can now follow the pithy musings of Benny-the-Rat on Twitter: @pontifex. He's scheduled to posting on the Twitters Dec. 12. (Chicago Tribune)