Whatever the bloody and arcane dark rituals and blood sacrifices that Babs-the-Impaler performed to assuage his Dark Lord Ba'al seems to have worked as George HW Bush was removed from intensive care (and not to the Underworld, at least as far as we know). In fact he was well enough that the Oak Ridge Boys serenaded him.
UPDATE: Hahahaha! Whoopsie! Germany’s Der Spiegel published an obituary Sunday for former U.S. President George H.W. Bush, who is not dead yet:
In it, the magazine’s New York correspondent described Bush as “a colorless politician” whose image only improved when it was compared to the later presidency of his son, George W. Bush.