News with a twist
Rev. Fishfillet certainly has thought a lot about what goes on in the tents at BSA camp outs.
- Predictions! - Notable Xristian Xrazie with a microphone Kevin Swanson of Generations Radio says that by 2022, home-schooled children will be given to NAMBLA, and that Xristian Xrazies will be burned at the stake. I'm not so keen on the first part, but I'm buying marshmallows for everyone for the second part. Bring your own pointy stick! (Right Wing Watch)
- Hacked! - Both the NYTimes and the Wall St. Journal claim to be hacked from China (and we thought that they were hacked from David Brooks and Peggington Noonington) (TPM)
- Fired! - An Applebee's waitress--who got stiffed by a preacher's party of 20--was fired after posting online the receipt and the snide comment (“I give God 10% Why do you get 18”) from Pastor Alois Bell of the St. Louis-based Truth in the Word Deliverance Ministries. After the receipt went viral, Bell lodged a complaint with the restaurant, demanding everyone involved to be fired. And now Bell has apologized, “My heart is really broken,” she said. “I’ve brought embarrassment to my church and ministry.” Indeed you have, lady. And for $6 and some change. (Truth Dig)
--Tengrain
appleton is GOP haven.
Posted by: pansypoo | January 31, 2013 at 09:30 PM
but I'm buying marshmallows for everyone for the second part. Bring your own pointy stick!
I'm bringing two sticks, one for roastin' and one for pokin'! Lot's of pokin'.
Posted by: Capt. Bat Guano | February 01, 2013 at 12:55 PM
I figure Bryan Fischer is speaking from personal experience, so I imagined what me must have been dreaming about. You know, all that tension … and then subsequent release?
http://agrippinaminor.com/scarabus/?p=29245
Posted by: Wayne Dickson | February 01, 2013 at 01:20 PM
Hey! If any of you are looking for any belated gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Alois Bell, hypocrite Pastor, right here tonight. I want her brought from her happy holiday slumber over in St. Louie and I want her brought right here, with a big ribbon on her head, and I want to look her straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit she is! ..... and she doesn't give doG 10%; the sheep give her 10% to do what ever voodoo she do. FN low life hypocrite....
Posted by: md | February 01, 2013 at 01:57 PM
Maybe the Rev. Fisheye and the Rev. Bell ought to get together and compare bile.
Posted by: montag | February 01, 2013 at 03:03 PM
Putting the NYT and the WSJ in the middle of this post does not make it any less disgusting.
Posted by: Teddy Partridge | February 05, 2013 at 07:04 PM