News on the rocks with a twist
Rev. Fishdick says that his fellow Xristian Xrazies are the new Rosa Parks.
- Regrets - Rev. Louie Giglio, who had been announced as the pastor to give the benediction at the presidential inauguration, has pulled himself out of the ceremony. "Sorry, guys," Giglio did not say, "I'm supposed to be saving a gay teen with thighs like pistons and stamina to go all night from a life of sweaty, lick-able, debauchery. Multiple times!" (ABC News)
- Finance! - Noted volcano scholar and boy exorcist LA Governor Bobby Jindal called for the elimination of all of Louisiana's income and corporate taxes Thursday, the Times-Picayune reports. Saint Ronnie is going to trickle-up? (Times-Picayune)
- Former Miss November, and noted Constitutional Scholar, Michele Bachmann has still not paid her Iowa presidential campaign staff after one year and in spite of the fact that over $2,000,000 sits in bank accounts at her disposal. (Christian News Wire)