News that will drive you to drink
(Junkie Limbaugh) Junkie refers to a transgender person as an "Add-a-dick-to-me-Babe."
- Vows of Silence Broken! - Porn and Coca-Cola enthusiast Justice Clarence Thomas actually spoke today--in court--but the court recorder didn't hear it, but did get the response. The last time Justice Thomas spoke while in session was in 2006. (Ordering a Coke and a Smile?) (WaPo)
- Announcements! - Wingnuttian self-loathing gay group GOProud has announced results from their recent elections, and the news that they are expanding their efforts to the state level. The thing is, they cannot say what their efforts are for, or what they expect state-level GOProuders to accomplish. We assume crying after a quick tug-job? Yes. (GOProud)
- Claim Chowder - Sad, once-proud computer manufacturer Dell ("Rhymes with Hell") is alleged to be in buy-out talks with a private equity firm. Founder Michael Dell famously once said of Apple when it was in the dumps, "What would I do? I'd shut it down and give the money back to the shareholders..." OK, Michael. Here's your chance to live up to your recommendation. (Bloomberg)