News served straight-up, with a twist
(Fact-free 5ive) Watch them crack up as they ask if The Kenyan Usurper actually believes in the Constitution.
- Cynicism! - Notable conspiracy theorist David Horowitz wants us to stop the The Witch Hunt against infamous conspiracy theorist Michele Bachmann. Fun fact: change one letter in Witch Hunt and you have a summary of One-L's entire career. (David Horowitz Freedom Center Magazine)
- Conspiracies! - OK, this one is good: World Nut Daily is now claiming that The Kenyan Usurper is paying off US debt to China by selling US land to usher-in communism. And all this time I thought it was Sharia he was after! Who knew?! (World Nut Daily)
- War on Women - It so obvious! Why didn't we realize that N'Obama's Imperial Overreach on guns! guns! guns! is actually his on-going War on Women? A disarmed woman is a woman in trouble, or something. (Washington Times)