News on the rocks
Rabbi Daniel Lapin tells us that God does not want us to retire because the word "retirement" does not appear in the Bible. Good to know.
- He's a Witch - Erich Pratt of Gun Owners of America, commits Wingnuttian Heresy when he suggests that St. Ronnie only supported greater restrictions because he was senile. BURN HIM! (Think Progress).
- Bombastic pontificating poltroon Rev. Fishfart wants to ban words now, and vows to never refer to Assault Weapons ever again. They are sporting rifles, which is what Jeebus called them in the Bible as Rabbi Daniel Lapin would tell us.
- Whole Fools - Texas Grocer Wingnut John Mackey used to think that Obamacare was Socialism, but now he thinks it is Fascism. This is understandable because he is a Libertarian from Texas. I mean, for Pete's sake, he thinks his stores are Organic. (Think Progress)