News on the rocks
Rabbi Daniel Lapin tells us that God does not want us to retire because the word "retirement" does not appear in the Bible. Good to know.
- He's a Witch - Erich Pratt of Gun Owners of America, commits Wingnuttian Heresy when he suggests that St. Ronnie only supported greater restrictions because he was senile. BURN HIM! (Think Progress).
- Bombastic pontificating poltroon Rev. Fishfart wants to ban words now, and vows to never refer to Assault Weapons ever again. They are sporting rifles, which is what Jeebus called them in the Bible as Rabbi Daniel Lapin would tell us.
- Whole Fools - Texas Grocer Wingnut John Mackey used to think that Obamacare was Socialism, but now he thinks it is Fascism. This is understandable because he is a Libertarian from Texas. I mean, for Pete's sake, he thinks his stores are Organic. (Think Progress)
--Tengrain
Hey, Danny, the word "television" also doesn't appear in the Bible, which tells me that God doesn't want us going on cable shows and making asses of ourselves.
Posted by: Mr. Flibble | January 16, 2013 at 11:25 PM
Good point Mr. Flibble!
Yeah, Whole Foods like Traitor Joe's is long on image and very short on actual content living up to it.
Posted by: Tom | January 17, 2013 at 06:53 AM
The Very Rev. Fishballs would call a thermonuclear warhead an ice cream sundae, too, if he thought it would help Republicans.
I know there's no justice, but if there were, Ronnie Raygun would spend eternity in hell being fucked in the ass by Jerry Falwell for ever giving these religious psychopaths a place at the table.
Posted by: montag | January 17, 2013 at 07:23 AM
Nah, Jerry Falwell's fondling Tinky Winky, waiting for El Rushbo's imminent arrival.
Posted by: Bruce388 | January 17, 2013 at 10:13 AM
Guess the good rabbi believes in the words of that old song from the other Gilded Age:
Long-haired preachers come out every night,
Try to tell you what's wrong and right,
When you ask them how 'bout something to eat,
They reply in voices so sweet:
There'll be pie in the sky when you die,
There'll be pie in the sky when you die,
Work and pray, live on hay,
There'll be pie in the sky when you die.
I hope Yahweh disowns this bonebrain.
Posted by: PWL | January 17, 2013 at 12:26 PM
happy there are no whole foods here.
Posted by: pansypoo | January 17, 2013 at 02:07 PM