News that will drive you to drink
Water-boarding enthusiast Sean Hannity compares people on food stamps to animals.
- No sale - Notable Free-Range Conspiracy Theorist Glenn Beck claims that he was turned down from buying Current TV. “He didn’t sell to the highest bidder. We were not allowed to the table,” Beck said. (Politico)
- Birther v. 2.0 - World Nut Daily is now agitating Chief Justice of the United States Supreme Court John Roberts to refuse to administer the oath of office to The Kenyan Usurper. Why you ask? Because he is not qualified to be the preznint because he's a Kenyan, obviously. Oh, and World Nut Daily is suggesting impeachment of Chief Justice Roberts if he does administer the oath of office. (World Nut Daily, employer of Cardinal Frothy Santorum)
- Top-10! - Everyone loves those look-back, top-ten lists, am I right? Am I right? Of course I am! So here's a top-10 list of Anti-Xristian acts for 2012 as brought to us by the Xristian Xrazies who believe that they are the most put-upon, discriminated against people in the history of America. (Defend Christians)