News that will drive you to drink
Water-boarding enthusiast Sean Hannity compares people on food stamps to animals.
- No sale - Notable Free-Range Conspiracy Theorist Glenn Beck claims that he was turned down from buying Current TV. “He didn’t sell to the highest bidder. We were not allowed to the table,” Beck said. (Politico)
- Birther v. 2.0 - World Nut Daily is now agitating Chief Justice of the United States Supreme Court John Roberts to refuse to administer the oath of office to The Kenyan Usurper. Why you ask? Because he is not qualified to be the preznint because he's a Kenyan, obviously. Oh, and World Nut Daily is suggesting impeachment of Chief Justice Roberts if he does administer the oath of office. (World Nut Daily, employer of Cardinal Frothy Santorum)
- Top-10! - Everyone loves those look-back, top-ten lists, am I right? Am I right? Of course I am! So here's a top-10 list of Anti-Xristian acts for 2012 as brought to us by the Xristian Xrazies who believe that they are the most put-upon, discriminated against people in the history of America. (Defend Christians)
--Tengrain
Hannity must be running out of material. Mary Franson, a Minnesota State Rep. already did this bit.
Posted by: dm | January 03, 2013 at 08:52 PM
where the fuck is karma???
Posted by: pansypoo | January 04, 2013 at 03:37 PM
Does Glenn Beck know he was bidding against Qatar?
And that he likely could never outbid Qatar? I'd say Al Gore saved Beck the embarrassment.
Posted by: Teddy Partridge | January 07, 2013 at 04:20 AM