Happy Hour News Briefs

News that will drive you to drink

Every time delusional Dick Morris smiles, a hooker gets a toe job.

• Pity James Dobson, It Is the Xristian Thing To Do - Someone call the wahmbulance, Doctor Dobson says that his career of 35 years (of oppressing women and minorities? Yes.) is all in vain because The Kenyan Usurper was re-elected, and women will have abortions at nine months, the 'mos will marry, God was removed from the Dim-o-Crat platform, and Israel is forsaken, and, and, and... (Dr. James Dobson's Family Talk Newsletter)
• The Xristian Xrazies Lament - All Rev. Scott Lively did was go to Uganda to urge the government there to kill gay people. Don't you see, that charging him with “crimes against humanity” in violation of “international law,” and denying him his right to kill people is denying his right to religious speech? (Liberty Council)
• Another day, another call for revolution - World Nut Daily says that it is time to revolt against the "black-Muslim, anti-white, anti-Semitic and anti-Christian “Manchurian candidate” fraudster socialist tyrant in the Oval Office – bent on tearing down and destroying the pillars of our formerly capitalist society" -- oh, my. The title of his editorial is Revolution, by the way, unless you have any doubts what the Xristian Xrazies are fomenting. (World Nut Daily)

--Tengrain

Comments

[midgetsal]

Is it a fig leaf or a mask, you revolting pile of lemon jello.

[pansypoo]

i savor the rite's ire.

[Randall]

Larry Klayman calls it "revolution" but I think we all know what it really is: sedition.