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- Coups, cont. -- Everyone is watching the slow-motion coup as the GOP Number Two (ewww, but accurate) Eric Cantor and Number three Kevin McCarthy do not vote for the legislation to stop the fiscal cliff. John Boehner is probably sweating Jim Beam. (TPM)
- Dick Cheney Etiquette Award -- Weepy speaker of the house John Boehner snapped:
“Go f— yourself,” Boehner sniped as he pointed his finger at Reid, according to multiple sources present.
Reid, a bit startled, replied: “What are you talking about?”
Boehner repeated: “Go f— yourself.”
- Surges -- The Dow Jones Industrial Average is up by over 200 pts since the so-called Fiscal Cliff was averted last night. (AP via the Twitters Machine)