News Briefs

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(Petunia and Pals) The three little prigs take on yoga. When will the real Petunia return?

• Al Gore's Current TV has been sold to Al Jezeera, Time Warner announces that they are dropping the channel from their service, and in a long-standing tradition, the US Supreme Court is awarding the sale to Chimpy. (OK, I made up that last part. Sandra Day O'Conner has retired after all.)
• Noted Reagan fetishist Andrew Sullivan is leaving The Daily Beast (Tina Brown's bitch-slap to Arianna Huffington), to strike out on his own behind his own pay wall with no advertising. And I bet he STILL WILL NOT ALLOW COMMENTS! (Mediaite)
• The opening act in Illinois for marriage equality likely starts today. That noise is probably Maggie Gallagher plotzing. (Windy City Media)

--Tengrain