The 'baggers are sick and tired of mean and nasty libruls insulting them, censoring them, and taking away their freedoms on Facebook. That is why they are taking their ball and going home -- and by "going home," I mean they are starting a teabag-friendly social media site that looks nothing at all like Facebook.
Assbook officially launches tomorrow, 2/2/2013, Groundhog Day, and I'm sure it will do just fine given the current popularity the teabaggers are enjoying.
--twolf
Bet they won't allow stinky girls either.
Posted by: Mr. Flibble | February 02, 2013 at 08:10 AM
Shouldn't they be using YELLOW?
Posted by: hauksdottir | February 02, 2013 at 09:01 AM
Thanks so much for posting this! It's frickin' already gold, and I'm not even totally done signing up! They let you choose 1776 as your birth year! (I did, however, pick the true year of our nation's birth--1861.) I must admit that they lose points for not having Texas as the first option in the "Home Country" drop-box.
Posted by: sdf | February 02, 2013 at 11:14 AM
I noticed that you can sign up with your Facebook account or one of several other social media.
Maybe Zynga can make a special Farmville for them.
Posted by: Vext | February 02, 2013 at 01:03 PM
the bubble hardens before it pops.
Posted by: pansypoo | February 02, 2013 at 03:16 PM
Yay! It'll be like Conservapedia for people who understand pictures better'n words.
Posted by: montag | February 02, 2013 at 05:24 PM