News with a twist
We're glad to learn that Rev. Fishballs tells us he's talked to mental health professionals.
- Sweet Jeebus - Noted Penny Marshall impersonator and televangelist Wendy Alec "frees" The Kenyan Usurper from the demonic clutches of the Jezebel spirit that has been haunting him. (YouTube)
- Ancient hate goblin Phyllis Schlafly now blames video games for the shootings at Sandy Hook, but it was the Feminist teachers who caused the shootings at Virginia Tech, so maybe this is improvement for the old Gorgon?
- Death and Taxes - "An Oregon man has filed a lawsuit against an IRS agent with whom he had sex, claiming he was coerced into the relationship because the woman showed up at his door provocatively attired and threatened him with a tax penalty." Most people get screwed by an IRS agent while being audited, few get a chance to screw an IRS agent during one. (Associated Press)