News that will drive you to drink
Let's listen in as terrible ancient anger goblin Phyllis Schlafly plays another exciting round of, "Who's worse? Feminists or Gays?"
- The man who thinks about gay sex more that the Condom Franchise at the Los Angeles MineShaft, Matt Barber says that Old Scratch hisself is to blame for tempting the Boy Scouts of America with the forbidden fruit, so to speak. (Liberty Council)
- Expert Surrogate Father, Prince Regent Tagg of Romney is considering the throne of Massachusetts for his very own fiefdom now that Queen Ann has decided it is better to play Catherine the Great with Rafalca in her spare time. Best line in the article:
"There is no doubt that Tagg Romney, if he decides to run, could be a shining knight to crestfallen Republicans who had set their hopes on Brown."
Keep f***ing that chicken. (Boston Herald)
- Noted boy exorcist and famous volcano scholar Bobby "Bubba" Jindal says:
“Anybody on the Republican side even thinking or talking about running for president in 2016, I’ve said, needs to get their head examined,” Jindal told “Fox and Friends.” “And the reason I say that is, we’ve lost two presidential elections in a row, we need to be winning the debate of ideas, then we’ll win elections.”
Indeed, Jindal said that on Petunia and Pals, which I submit into evidence to prove my case that Jindal (who mosdef is running for preznint in 2016) should have his head examined.
What Bubba is saying is that Wingnuttia needs better Frank-Luntz wording to sell their reprehensible snake oil (and as the guy who has enabled Creationism to be taught in LA schools, he's something of an expert in the sale of reprehensible snake oil, and shoveling taxpayer dollars into the gaping maw of Xristian Xrazies through his illegal voucher program).
(The Hill)
--Tengrain
linkee no workee
Posted by: Gary | February 05, 2013 at 06:52 PM