News with a Twist
Crazy Uncle Pat dismisses Princeton University scholarly work as nutty.
- Tebowed! - The Xristian Xrazies finally got Tebowed at the last moment when God's Own Quarterback Tim Tebow cancelled at the last moment an appearance at a church known for the homophobia, anti-Semitism, and anti-catholicism of its preacher, Robert Jeffress. Rev. Fishdick is pissed, Denny Burke says that all Christianity is now marginalized, but of course he'll be back once it all blows over.
- More Proof The Kenyan is Gay! - Fetus-fondling god-botherer Scott Lively once again finds proof that The Kenyan is a a big ol' 'mo: Obama took a weekend golfing trip with Reggie Love, and not with his beard Michelle. (Defend the Family)
- Texas! - Nutty-nutty nutter Texas Congressman Louie Gohmert explains that the Second Amendment is there to ensure that the rest of the amendments are followed, and, you know, to protect us from Sharia Law: