Happy Hour News Briefs

News that will drive you to drink

Former FBI Agent and current conspiracy theorist John Guandolo tells us that John Brennan (nominated to head the CIA) is a member of the Mooslim Brotherhood and traitor/terrorist. Wonder how he lost his job?

• Prayers - Xristian Xrazie Kimberly Daniels offers us a prayer for Owen Meany Barack Obama:

  "Lord, expose the work of every witch, sorcerer, spiritualist or person from the dark side operating through his cabinet members or through anyone else closely associated with him. We block the power of the influence of the Yorùbá religion and all other groups of black people who worship their ancestors, in Jesus' name. We put barriers around the United States that will bind and block the witchcraft coming from Kenya to influence our president in Jesus' name. Let the power of every dedication of his past be broken, in Jesus' name."

  (Charisma News)

• Impeachment! - The Kenyan might as well resign: Chelsea Schilling, the greatest legal scholar since Dentist-Real Estate Agent Orly Taitz, outlines for us the growing legalities that require us to Impeach the bastid. (World Nut Daily, of course)
• Deadbeat - America's Deadbeat Dad Joe Walsh has filed a petition to cancelled the child-support payments he owes his ex-wife and children:

  “Joe’s employment has been terminated through no voluntary act of his own and he is without sufficient income or assets with which to continue to pay his support obligation,” the filing states. “Due to substantial change of circumstances, Joe requests that his child support obligation be terminated based on his present income and circumstances.” At one point, the filing asks to amend his payments to be equal to 20 percent of his income — which presumably is 20 percent of zero.

  Can't argue with that logic. Of course, how is he paying for his attorney to file that petition? (TPM)

--Tengrain

Comments

[Mr. Flibble]

Ummmmm...Does Kimberly Daniels understand that the "Yoruba religion" is associated with a completely different part of the African continent from Kenya? Are these idiots really so ignorant of geography as to not realize that AFRICA IS FUCKING HUGE? Please, God, tell these people to shut up, in Jesus' name. Amen.

[montag]

"Are these idiots really so ignorant...?"

Umm, well, yes. And not just about geography.

[Syrbal/Labrys]

Damn, I feel cheated. Had I known us "dark" spiritual sorts were being hired,I'd have put in an application.

But seriously, why isn't rabid stupidity painful to the ones afflicted with it?

[Tomshefchik.wordpress.com]

Joe Walsh wants his child support obligations TERMINATED because of current unemployment? He makes it sound like he's retiring to Florida. He'd fit right in.

Except I saw him last night on the street corner wearing a skimpy outfit asking huge dudes if they wanted a date. H'e not rally unemployed, just working off the books. His pimp handles all his finances.