News on the Rocks
Ancient Hate Gorgon Phyllis Schlafly hates early voting, but this is like an 8th grader's debate club failure.
- Noted Hate Group, American Family Association is outraged! Outraged, I tell you, that married same-sex couples in the military will have the same benefits as other married couples, including burial rights at Arlington. They know for a fact that there are no dead, gay soldiers there or their boyfriends or girlfriends. Oh, wait. (American Family Association)
- Polygamy! - Theocrat numbskull Mat Staver of Xristian Crazie Liberty Council needs to brush up on his vocabulary. Anyway, he is claiming that allowing for three parents on a birth certificate (like for sperm or egg donors) is polygamy:
"And certainly, granting three parents rights to the same child is absolutely unbelievable. This is a polygamous relationship. This is polygamy that has occurred in Florida."
Um... who is married here, Mat? (One News Now)
- Carve another notch on your holster, Heart Attack Grill. A Las Vegas man known as the unofficial spokesperson for the “Heart Attack Grill” restaurant died from exactly that on Monday. But here's the eulogy for the ages:
“He lived a very full life,” said the restaurant’s owner, Jon Basso. “He will be missed.”