News with a twist
Rev. Fishlips says that women in combat is part of The Kenyan Usurper's secret anti-colonialism plan to destroy the military.
- Wingnuttia is convinced that Hagel is a secret member of The Friends of Hamas! Except there is NO Friends of Hamas. Anyway, Weigel does his usual good job of looking into the accusations, rounding up the accusers and laughing at them in public. My favorite is this quote from infamous squirrel fryer, Gomer:
"If it proves true the rumors of Chuck Hagel's having received funds from Friends of Hamas," said the 2008 presidential candidate and current Fox News host, "if that's true then on its face that would disqualify him."
(Weigel in Slate) - Godwin's Law - Tea Party Nation headcase Judson Phillips sent calls the National Jewish Democratic Council "a Nazi group" that is “in love with totalitarian regimes” such as Hitler’s Germany. No, really. (Tea Party Nation)
- Hate Groups - Hey you guys, you know who is really a hate group running a hate campaign? The Souther Poverty Law Center, that's who! And you know who SPLC hates? Ex-Gays, that's who! I'm telling you, it's in the DNA of the modern Xristian Xrazie - they all see themselves as put-upon Martyrs. (Christian Post)
--Tengrain
Since Rev. Fisheyes has never been in the military, I doubt seriously that he knows what could destroy it (here's a hint, asshole: right-wing Xtian Xrazies will do it quicker than women will).
Posted by: montag | February 14, 2013 at 08:30 PM
If it turns out to be true that Chuck Hagel actually did receieve large sums of money from things that don't actually exist, the guy is damn good, and I want to find out how to do it too.
Posted by: Uzza | February 15, 2013 at 08:55 PM