News Straight Up
(Petunia and Pals) New investigative team for the couch?
- Speaking of cartoon villains - For whatever reason, The Stench will be speaking at CPAC. (WaPo)
- Outrage 1! - Self-loathing double-x gendered Dr. Janice Shaw Crouse of the self-loathing Concerned Women of America wants Beyoncé to put a dress on it. (CWA Blog)
- Outrage 2! - A skit on Saturday Night Live called Djesus Uncrossed (a parody of Quentin Tarintino's recent movie), has their panties all in a bunch, and they are urging a letter-writing campaign to express their displeasure at such sacrilege! (Defending Christians)