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(Petunia and Pals) If it is Thursday, it must be Malkkkin. In today's episode, she takes on Chris Rock, Sandra Fluke, and Damon Wayons.
- It's Baaa-aack! - Wingnuttia (Michigan Chapter) has introduced legislation requiring all women to undergo a transvaginal ultrasound before obtaining an abortion. So how's that rebranding effort working out for you, fellas? (TPM)
- War on Women, Cont. - So down in Dixie (Dicks-y?) Alabama state Sen. Shadrack McGill (R-Sisterf***) lamented that “you can be charged up to $250,000 for destroying an eagle egg, but you can destroy babies in the womb?” So he is pursuing another personhood bill because the Bible proves that a fetus "is life inside of a mother.” Now of course, being a good old boy, he's not playing God, he’s just not sure if aborted babies are going to Heaven or Hell. I will repeat myself: How's that rebranding effort working out for you fellas? (Raw Story)
- Isn't it Romantic - A Jewelry Store in South Carolina is promoting Valentine's Day with a free shotgun with a $1500 purchase:
"A shotgun as a Valentine's Day present I think a lot of guys would like and the girl gets jewelry too so I think it's a win for both."
Sexism AND violence! Win-win! (TPM)