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(Petunia and Pals) Short-fingered vulgarian The Donald says boy-exorcist Bobby Jindal is stupid for calling the GOP the stupid party, and then discusses how he proved that he is not a son of an orangutan so Bill Maher owes him $5 M.
- A stitch in time - Famous mustached person David Axelrod says that the White House should have released the now-infamous skeet-shooting photo sooner to blunt skeptics who questioned Obama's claim that he goes skeet shooting "all the time." He then didn't add, "and also given them the Photoshop file to make it easier to mock." (TPM)
- Bad Analogies - Noted wing-ding Rep. Lou Barletta (R-Bad SAT Scores), on the electric teevee machine Sunday, claimed that limiting firearms will have as much impact on reducing gun violence as banning spoons will on preventing obesity. (Think Progress)
- Groundswell - Now that famous naked truck-driver Scott Brown says that he will not run for Secretary John Kerry's empty Senate seat, Massachusetts Republicans turn their misty eyes to... Queen Ann:
“I’ve had several people call me and ask about Ann Romney,” Ron Kaufman, a longtime friend and aide to the former Massachusetts governor and 2012 presidential candidate nominee, told the Herald."
"Ann Romney’s inspiring battle against multiple sclerosis and her star turn on the GOP convention stage turned her into a popular national figure, especially among women voters in Massachusetts."
No word on when Massachusetts will crown Her Royal Cuntiness. (Boston Herald)
--Tengrain
Uh-oh. Whatever you think of Ann Romney and her attitudes and her husband, please don't use the worst vulgar misogynist word to describe her. Personally, I don't see her appeal; would never speak in support of her and would never vote for her. But using the c word says more to me about you than about her.
Posted by: Pat | February 04, 2013 at 10:31 AM
stupidity is hard to recognize.
Posted by: pansypoo | February 04, 2013 at 03:19 PM
In re to Pat "Lighten up Francis."
Posted by: Gary | February 04, 2013 at 06:48 PM
Can we get some registered accountants to certify The Donald's paperwork? What's to say they are not fraudulent? I mean, the man really does loot like an orangutan. Why wouldn't he be the offspring of one?
Can't take a JOKE, Donald?
Posted by: Teddy Partridge | February 05, 2013 at 05:16 PM