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News straight-up

Rev. Hagee tells us that Sodom and Gomorrah was the pilot project for how to deal with the gays.

• Proof! - Notably nutty End Times broadcaster Rick Wiles of TruNews says that the proof that the Kenyan Usurper is actually Old Scratch hisself is that the actor playing Old Scratch in The Bible Miniseries looks like the Kenyan, therefore the Kenyan is the Debbil. Q.E.D. You got that?

  "Now here’s my take on it: I believe Mark Burnett and his wife and the History Channel. I don’t believe they intentionally portrayed the Lucifer character to look like Mr. Obama. I think God guided the hand of the makeup artist and blinded the eyes of everybody on the movie set while it was being recorded, and the spiritual blinders were removed Sunday night when the program was broadcast nationally on the History Channel. How many clues do we need from Heaven to understand that the man in the White House is a devil from Hell?"

• Hey guys, remember when Fox News' resident comic Steven Crowder made a horrible rape joke at CPAC? Ha-ha, trick question! It never happened. (Live Action News)
• Nostalgia! - Sandy Rios can neither confirm nor deny it, but she sure will speculate (as she did in the '90s) that Hillary Clinton is a lesbian:

  "Hillary Clinton, there have long been rumors about her sexual persuasion; if you don’t know that you need to know that. I can’t confirm or deny anything; I just remember that Dick Morris was the first one to raise this publicly. He worked with Bill and Hillary Clinton for a number of years and he said on public television, I was shocked because I knew about the rumors, he actually alleged that Hillary was a — he was trying to make excuses for Bill Clinton when he was caught with Monica Lewinsky — and he basically said, I believe it was on Fox many years ago when that broke, basically hinted that Hillary was a lesbian."

  (American Family Association)

--Tengrain

Comments

[pansypoo]

shouldn't the devil be beautiful?

[Oh Susannah]

Does god do cosmic-level face palms when he/she hears this kind of crap?

[Randall]

Yeah, Steven Crowder and the whole Republican Party - BOY those rape jokes are funny, aren't they?
Just keep fuckin' that chicken...