News that will drive you to drink
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- Speaking of Crazy People- Poor One-L: from rising GOP star and 2012 Goat Rodeo darling to under investigation. Add the Office of Congressional Ethics to the long list of probes and lawsuits (The Daily Beast)
- EARTHQUAKE! - Marriage Equality "will literally shake Western civilization to the core," says Matt Barber, the man who think about sweaty man-on-man action more than Lucky Pierre, the towel boy at the LA Mineshaft. (One News Now)
- Mixed Metaphors - Notably nutty homophobe Brian Brown of the failed social engineering project National Organization for Marriage (founded by nutty-slutty Xristian Xrazie unwed mother Maggie Gallagher) says of the Federal Marriage Amendment’s infringement on states’ rights:
“We need a solution in this country, we cannot be, as Lincoln said, half slave, half free. We can’t have a country on key moral questions where we’re just, where we don’t have a solution.”
Because, you know, amending the Constitution to ban Marriage Equality is the only way to set the heterosexuals free. (Steve Deace's radio show)