News that will drive you to drink
Rev. Fishfarts tells the GOP how to reach out to youth: "We don't pander to the least mature, least intelligent, least informed, least experienced, least educated members of our movement." -- you insult them, natch.
- Speaking of attracting youth to the conservative movement, there's nothing like having ancient hate goblin Phyllis Schlafly defend Day Quayle's now 20-year old attack on fictional teevee character Murphy Brown to draw them in.
- You know what time it is? It's time to impeach The Kenyan Usurper, that's what time it is! Anyway, Bob Unruh at the always reliable and double-sourced (voices in his head count, right?) World Nut Daily has concluded that the vast majority of Americans want to impeach the bastid!
- What a coincidence! - The producers of The Bible miniseries say it is just a funny coincidence that the character of Satan bears a striking resemblance to actual human devil Barack Obama:
"The actor who played Satan, Mehdi Ouzaani, is a highly acclaimed Moroccan actor. He has previously played parts in several Biblical epics – including Satanic characters – long before Barack Obama was elected as our President," said Burnett and Downey. "This is utter nonsense."