An Oklahoma woman arrested on Monday on drug charges had a loaded handgun hidden in her vagina, according to police. The weapon was discovered during a search of Christie Dawn Harris, 28, by a female officer with the Ada Police Department. According to a police report, the officer spotted the handle of the five-shot revolver "sticking out from" inside Harris.
Investigators also discovered plastic baggies containing methamphetamine lodged in the crack of Harris’s buttocks. The Freedom Arms .22-calibre handgun was loaded with three live rounds and one spent shell.
Ladies, if you thought a speculum was bad...
Amurica, FUCK YEAH!
--WT
Guess she is a literalist, about "warm guns." Sheesh. Wonder why she didn't at least have something a bit smaller? But then again, she could have had Freedom Arms model 252 22 calibre, with a 10" barrel...
Posted by: lea-p | March 07, 2013 at 11:00 AM
Does she normally "holster" her weapon in this fashion, or is this only when she gets arrested?
Posted by: TimN | March 07, 2013 at 11:32 AM
packin' heat?
Posted by: punaise | March 07, 2013 at 02:59 PM
Well, first off a coke to punaise, or something harder.
Definitely revises the definitions of "packing heat".
WT, you do have brain bleach available? Must do something about the persisting mental image. Ewww.
Posted by: bo | March 07, 2013 at 05:42 PM
So...which end was 'sticking out'?
Posted by: queek | March 07, 2013 at 06:31 PM
Is she related to the Duggers of the clown-vagina family?
Posted by: Susan | March 07, 2013 at 07:24 PM
So...which end was 'sticking out'?
The handle. That's right, she had a loaded gun shoved barrel-first into her vajayjay. I think she was lucky to get arrested--otherwise she might have become a Darwin Award contender.
Posted by: Mr. Flibble | March 07, 2013 at 07:42 PM
I wonder who was in her cross hairs?
Posted by: queek | March 07, 2013 at 08:34 PM
LOL bo. bourbon OK?
queek, piling on: "Pubic Enemy Number 1"
fortunately no wads were shot.
Posted by: punaise | March 07, 2013 at 08:52 PM
She probably field stripped the gun to clear a jam.
Now where did she put the revolver cylinder?
Oh that's right...it's with the meth!
Posted by: queek | March 07, 2013 at 10:25 PM
Oaaaaaaklahoma where the guns come pushed up women's drains...
Sing it with me folks.
Posted by: noodleepoodlee | March 09, 2013 at 09:44 AM